There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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