I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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