That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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