You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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