So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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