I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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