my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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