All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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