soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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