hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Randomize