is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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