did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
