There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
he was CRYING into my vagina
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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