Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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