dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
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Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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