we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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