It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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