you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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