Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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