is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
i think im in europe. pls send help
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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