i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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