Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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