That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
did i just pee glitter
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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