she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I see more hoeing in ur future
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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