I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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