There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
