This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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