It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Randomize
