this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
