Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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