if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Swine flu. Run for my life!
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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