I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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