forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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