Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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