Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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