went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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