HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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