your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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