I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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