she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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