i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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