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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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