we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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