Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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