Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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