at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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