Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
you never un-have a 4some
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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