just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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