sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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