some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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