Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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