I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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