I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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